Books that wouldn't sell

[DMROOLZ]

this is my most retarded one yet. all you do is post a fake name of a book that wouldn't sell. period. at all, end of story. make them up, use old ones, etc. whatever. Here's an example:

How to talk like a boring, droning idiot
Ben Stein

or this:

How to be a p!mp
Me

[NimbleSloth]

Several Organs that you can live without....
The Surgeon General

[sjmp]

The Chav's Guide To Fashion
B. Burry

[DarkKnight]

Teh Idiot's Guide To Becoming A Nuclear Technician
By Ike Bumble

[DMROOLZ]

the smart person's guide to idiocy
Ira smartperson

[Man From The Moon]

Bass Guitars and using them to overpower a country
By:Me

[Nak44]

the heart of the cards
yugi muto

[Macadnas Spiral]

How to lose weight with Sex! The Richard Simmions way!
By Richard Simmions

[Captain]

Idiocy in America and You!
By George W. Bush

The Proper way to eat with Ketchup
By John Kerry

How to treat other races.
By the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan

[YamiMarik]

The How To Get OWNed By A Card
OWNed Man

[ironmonkey]

Breathing For Dummies

O.

Sorry I was doing chemistry homework...

[kaibafan2]

The importance of friendship

Tea Gardner

[Captain]

How to not be Arrogant
By Seto Kaiba

How to Habbo
By Rarehunter X

[DMROOLZ]

How to SPAM
by me :D

[Man From The Moon]

How to be a Deleter of Spam
Sean Wheeler

[osirisX]

A guide on how to stab people with bricks!
By The Spanner.

[kaibafan2]

How to look taller
by Yugi Muto

[DMROOLZ]

how to ALMOST be a tough guy
Joey wheeler

[NimbleSloth]

I was Almost Famous

by: ohhh.. what was his name again?

[DMROOLZ]

how to be black AND white

Michael Jackson

[Newzfoxjr]

George W Bush's Guide to Being a Idiot!
-George W Bush.

XD XD

Make your Head grow!
-John Kerry.

[EnvoyOfDaEnd]

A book on how to read
By: My 1 year old Cousin

[Malice]

How to Marry an Ugly Billionaire
John Kerry

[EnvoyOfDaEnd]

What is a letter
By: JK

[DMROOLZ]

making a solar-powered flashlight

my little brother XD XD XD XD

[Captain]

How to get hooked on phonics
By DMROOLZ

What is the difference between a banana and the meaning of life.
By Dragon's Malice (we had an entire discussion on this once XD)

[YamiMarik]

OLD PEOPLE

Mr.Young

[Cadpig]

How to have a good time
by Squidward Tentacles

[Touzokuou]

Why I like Shrubs and Gardening ~ Bush.

[Cadpig]

How to exercise and cut back on beer
- by Homer Simpson

[Touzokuou]

How to be a Normal Person ~ me

[Cadpig]

How to not be random
- by me

[Touzokuou]

How to Stop Being a Psychotic ~me

[Cadpig]

How to stop talking so much
- My sister

[Touzokuou]

How to Throw Away Logic ~my mom

[Cadpig]

How to hate machines
- Me

[Touzokuou]

How to Kick Bakura's @$$ ~me

[DMROOLZ]

How to get hooked on phonics
By DMROOLZ

What is the difference between a banana and the meaning of life.
By Dragon's Malice (we had an entire discussion on this once XD)

^ should be the author of both of those books

a stupid person's guide to smartness
mr. stupid

[YamiMarik]

What Teenage??

By Teenage Man

[Newzfoxjr]

~How to be Very Annoying~
-Master-of-Masks.
:LMAO:

[YamiMarik]

Spammer and Hacker

By Sean Wheeler

[kaibafan2]

How to make chance work for you
by Joey

How to stay awake
by Sleepy(from Snow White)

The art of the dice
by Duke

[Touzokuou]

Peace & Love ~by either Yami Mariku or Yami Bakura

[DuelistDude]

How to Be an Asshole and Still Think Your Better But Then Quit Your Clan Because They Know You Suck
~Master-of-Masks

How to Act Like You're the Best
~Digital

How to Kill an Alligator :O
~Wani

How to Play the Clarinet
~ME! (I can't even make noise out of it)

[kaibafan2]

Your first suggestion has an awful long title for a book,Duelist Dude.Is it going to fit onto the cover? :LMAO:

How to duel like an expert
by noobie

[DuelistDude]

How to Get Rich Fast
~Broke No Cash

[Upstart_Fiend]

How To Be A Hobo
by MrHobo

[Captain]

How to become rich!
by Hugh Broke

How to have a clean slate with the law!
By Rob Bank

How to not have a dirty name!
By Ben Dover

How to God Mod badly.
By DuelistDude

[Cadpig]

How To Be Smart
By Patrick Star

[Touzokuou]

Why I Hate Dragons & Reptiles ~by Gemini Ty

[DMROOLZ]

are you a lonely child?

- michael jackson XD

[Touzokuou]

How to Turn Shrubs into Orchards ~Shrub/Bush

[kaibafan2]

the joys of being a president~George Bush

[DMROOLZ]

How to Be an Asshole and Still Think Your Better But Then Quit Your Clan Because They Know You Suck
~Master-of-Masks

How to Act Like You're the Best
~Digital

How to Kill an Alligator :O
~Wani

How to Play the Clarinet
~ME! (I can't even make noise out of it)


how to make short titles
~ DuelistDude

How to play the trombone
~ ME!!! i pwn at it

how to kill any reptile in the most gruesome way imaginable
~Geminy Ty

[YamiMarik]

How to scream!

~Skyscream

[Touzokuou]

How to be a Normal Person ~me

[DMROOLZ]

how to be an RP king
Evil-bakura AKA archaic-seraph

[kaibafan2]

I love Britain~Tony Blair

[DMROOLZ]

proper grammar
by Captain (AKA masamune 316) and android X

[Touzokuou]

How to Spam like Hell ~Evil-Bakura (not Archaic Seraph, the old Evil-Bakura)

[kaibafan2]

The 10 commandments~Moses

[Touzokuou]

How to lose some Kilos ~ Dudley Dursley

[DMROOLZ]

how to do magic ~ harry potter

[YamiMarik]

Harry Potter~Kid with glasses

[Man From The Moon]

How to resist speaking in ebonics despite your hating rap~Me

[YamiMarik]

Me~Scared

[kaibafan2]

How to read English~by illiterate
How to woo woman~Mr Gay
Steps to being beautiful~Mr Ugly
Prevention of cruelty to animals~scientist who uses rats

[Touzokuou]

Love and Peace ~ Psycho Killers

[DMROOLZ]

how to hate god ~ homer simpson

[kaibafan2]

why 1+1=2 by Can't add

[DMROOLZ]

how to be sm@rt by ira dumbass

[Newzfoxjr]

How to murder without getting caught-
~O.J Simpson.~

[DMROOLZ]

how to avoid molestation charges
Michael jackson

[kaibafan2]

the book of happiness~depressed

[Touzokuou]

How to be Depressed ~ Joy

[YamiMarik]

How To Beat VideoGames~Cheat Master

[DuelistDude]

How to Find Happiness in Dark Times
~ Sad. E. Stperson

[kaibafan2]

how to dress like a star~old-fashioned

[YamiMarik]

Stupid Wars~British

[DMROOLZ]

how to lose everything ~ the british. not takin a stab at them, i hate here as well... CANADIAN PRIDE!!!!!!! *plays canadian national anthem*

[YamiMarik]

How to rap~Chingy

[kaibafan2]

i love peace~Adolf Hitler

the guide to wisdom~insane

How not to look swotty~Harry Potter

[Touzokuou]

How to Destroy SPEW ~ Hermione Granger

[DMROOLZ]

taking care of your shrubs
~ George W. Bush

XDD

Como estas? a story of a white guiy in mexico
~ I.M. Ded

[Touzokuou]

Why I Love Bush ~ Kerry

[kaibafan2]

How to get voted every time~Kerry

[dvdbckhmtwo]

How to remove plastic surgery~Brittney Spears

[kaibafan2]

How to sing~Posh

[DMROOLZ]

how to be a rock star
~ don vito

[Hatake Ayame]

Top 10 Reasons Everyone Loves Kerry~Members/Congress
We do love the Russians, We Just Show it in a Different Way~Bush
Why Kerry's A Good Catholic~Bush

[Dark Caster]

English made easy - George W Bush

[Hatake Ayame]

hey!!!!
Me? A Liar? That's Ridiculous~Kerry

[Dark Caster]

lol, for gosh sakes honey.
Curious George W. and the killer Pretzal - The Secret Service

[Hatake Ayame]

The Truth About Nixon's Resignation~His Former Cabinet

[Dark Caster]

The life of a silk worm - sum guy
Ode to the lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummers morning - Vorgan poetry

(for the second one look to Hitchikers guide the galaxy for referance.)

[Hatake Ayame]

Why I Appointed So Many Women in My Cabinet~Clinton

[Newzfoxjr]

How to have a longer sig. than is allowed.~Virgo the clan betrayer. :)

[DuelistDude]

How to become a Mod~By yokosho and Sean Wheeler

[Lynexx]

i was wrong this isnt dole county-by bob dole

[YamiMarik]

How To Stop Aliens~Samus

[kaibafan2]

watching paint dry~me

[DMROOLZ]

being a party animal ~ ben stein

[YamiMarik]

Captain Underpants costs~Dav Pilkey

[DMROOLZ]

being the smartest and most popular person EVER

~ by yokosho

my life as a wannabe hellboy

~ yet again, by yokosho

my map to the shadow realm

~ guess who... yokosho.

[YamiMarik]

Shadow Magic~Marik

[DMROOLZ]

how to cast a crappy spell ~ harry potter illustrations by dumbledore

[kaibafan2]

luck is all you need to win duels~Joey

[preppyhater]

any book about yugi being a "great" duelist

[DMROOLZ]

opening your mind ~ special ed

[YamiMarik]

February 30th~DMROOLZ

[DMROOLZ]

wTF???? it was supposed to be Sppecial ed ~ _____ not feb 30th ~DMROOLZ! what's with you??


DMROOLZ ~ the coolest guy, the smartest guy, and the most popular guy ever. XD

[YamiMarik]

Perfect~Sean Wheeler

[Marik]

Why Im So Great! - Osama Bin Laden XDDD

[YamiMarik]

Demonic~Devil

[kaibafan2]

how to be faithful to your wife~David Beckham
how to annul marriages~Britney Spears
recipes for cakes~diabetics
how to be happy~me
how to count using your fingers~me
how to survive w/o playing games~me

[DMROOLZ]

how to live without electonics ~ me

OMFG i almost died of boredom a day my dad grounded me from all electronics and left me in the house (i can't go out)

[YamiMarik]

Apes~Spike

[kaibafan2]

Christmas sucks~Scrooge

[Newzfoxjr]

How to steal lots of stuff
-Wynona Rider.

XD :p

[dvdbckhmtwo]

Country Music~ Eminem :P Sry couldn't think of anything else

[DMROOLZ]

my country tis of thee
~ russian dictator

[YamiMarik]

How to aid a friend~Iraq soldier

[DMROOLZ]

living in antarctica ~ a penguin

[YamiMarik]

Sponges Pants~Patrick

[DMROOLZ]

dmaking square pants out of cardboard ~ Spongebob Squarepants

[shades7778]

(this ones a movie from the ernest series)

Ernest goes to Hell

lolol

heres a book

How to anunciate
by George "it's pronounced nuke-ya-ler" Bush

[YamiMarik]

Whexican~Nathan

[DMROOLZ]

how to LYAO
~ Ben Stein

[king_laharl]

here's one:

How to ride a sheep.

[Hatake Ayame]

Where to get $5K Free~Ben Stein
How to Play Blackjack like an Expert~Ben Stein, co-written by Billy Baldwin (You have to have seen "Celebrity Blackjack" in order to understand why I chose this) :)

[DMROOLZ]

^ OMG!! I lurve celebrity Blackjack! it OWNZ!!

how to be annoying
~ by every little brother & sister on the face of the earth

[YamiMarik]

Encore~Dr. dre

[DMROOLZ]

having perfect balance on Yin and Yang

~ Ryo Bakura
Co-written by Yami Bakura

[Hatake Ayame]

You do? Cool DM Didn't know.....*high 5s*
How to Find A Girl And Keep Her (For 5 Minutes)~Tristan

[TeV]

How to read a book for the first time ~ someone dumb

[demonkiller4444]

how to cheat ~yugi

[Hatake Ayame]

How to Predict The Future By Merely Looking At Someone~M. Pegasus

[demonkiller4444]

how to put some1 down~kaiba

[YamiMarik]

Mopping~Dirty Guy

[GoD~Of~PwNaGe]

how to be the most popular person on a yugioh forum and be liked by all-yokosho (XD sry for loong title)

SStupidity for dummies-dumn people

reptiles are gay-gemini ty

how to diss yokosho-gemini ty(XDDDDD)

peace, love, and happiness-osama bin laden

how to make a free country-saddam hussein

how to invent the internet-al gore


more to come

[YamiMarik]

How to be rich~Richmen

[kaibafan2]

How to duel like a pro~Joey Wheeler
How to fulfil your destiny~Ishizu
How to make friends~Tea Gardner
Money is worth nothing~beggar
The books of jokes~Mr Pessimistic
Which career should you go for~No hoper
Christmas is fun~Scrooge
Why tattoos make you look attractive~David Beckham

[DMROOLZ]

making your macintosh work

~ Bill Gates

[TeV]

how to become a woman ~ michael jackson

[DMROOLZ]

O____________________________o ooookayyyy.....


Being fat is no reason to cry
~ Oprah Winfrey

[-HokageGX-]

fools guide to plastic
mike jackson

[DMROOLZ]

my hero and fantasy
by some loser

[-HokageGX-]

How to knit
bill gates

[YamiMarik]

How To Fight~50 Cent

[DMROOLZ]

gay means HAPPY

~ michael jackson

[YamiMarik]

How To Do Something Bad~Michael Jackson

[DMROOLZ]

the 5 W's + the H of what i did
~ michael jackson

[YamiMarik]

Prince Of Ripper~Jack The Ripper Jr.

[DMROOLZ]

making the best out of a good situation
~ Spanky Pig (drawn together)

[-HokageGX-]

Hardcore Ps2 and Xbox online gaming
A group of old ladies

[DMROOLZ]

XDDDD :LMAO: that's good


chucking out your electronics and making yourself cool
~ some amish person

[-HokageGX-]

101 things u didnt know about Gta san andreas

An amish Guy

[DMROOLZ]

that's a good one.

making a polycarbonate plastic that will never break under any pressure with NO electricity!

~ some amish guy

[-HokageGX-]

o.O...lol

How to make an advance yu-gi-oh deck
Ash Ketchem

[DMROOLZ]

:LMAO: that's good.

training your pokemon

~ yami yugi

[-HokageGX-]

..lol

How to configure a beyblade

yu-gi

[DMROOLZ]

lol that's funny

making a duelmasters deck (which is a rip-off of MTG and Yugioh)

Yugi Mutou and the creator of MTG

[-HokageGX-]

yeh thats exactly wat i thought...

Talking In a way Foreigners will understand

Goearge W. Bush

[DMROOLZ]

how to say the "fool me once" saying

~ George W. Bush

[king_laharl]

ive got a pefect book that would not sell
"The life of Unknown Duelist"

[DMROOLZ]

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

getting a great girl

~ ollie the bum

[king_laharl]

another one that wont sell

"the day pacmen will rule the world" ^there that one is for you DMROOLZ

[DMROOLZ]

hell yes! that one will be a bestseller (for meXDDDD)

the day that george bush got smart

~some old guy

[king_laharl]

nice one.

This one is the best one ever, The Sunny wether of England.

[DMROOLZ]

XDDDD good one

how to look like me

~ Michael jackson

i'll even give you the first chapter! XDDD
chapter 1

cut off your nose and becoma a pedofile

[king_laharl]

here is another clasic

"The life of Yokosho"

[DMROOLZ]

XDDDDDDDDDD :LMAO: OMFG that's funny.

the many faces of yokosho

~E-B

[king_laharl]

lol, nice one. by the way why am i in your sig?

next book: The day Yokosho got liked.

[kaibafan2]

how to beat the shadow realm with friendship~Tea

[DMROOLZ]

^^ the fill in the blank game, when you spelled deoxyribonucleic acid wrong. slap 4K! XDDDD

how to be an idiot

~ yokosho, E-B, and sean wheeler

[king_laharl]

ooookkkkkkkkkk no need to put it as your sig though although it is funny

Haunted Arcades~Pacman

[DMROOLZ]

^ but i'm pwning you in that and that's the only time i've ever burned someone that bad XDDDD

how to FLAME
By E-B

[Dark_Angel_Yugi]

How to kill a monkey monkey by S. Kaiba

[king_laharl]

How to perform incest by J stamper.

[Dark_Angel_Yugi]

How to get rid of B.O. by J. Cassidy

[DMROOLZ]

how to make the ultimate LP deck
~me

[king_laharl]

How to get people to like you by DMROOLZ

[DMROOLZ]

XDDDD

how to be funny
~ University of Klownz

[king_laharl]

How to die~God

[DMROOLZ]

how to live for eternity ~ old ppl

[xxxVIPERxxx]

how to win a million ~ A. Begger

[NecroAngel]

The Might of Ashura
~ Wani

lol, just kidding...

[DMROOLZ]

XD

1,000,001 ways to cook alligator
~ Wani

[GuardianXYZ]

1,000,001 reasons not to step on poop!

[king_laharl]

How to sleep around by R.Boxer

[DMROOLZ]

how to copy a smiley

~King laharl

[king_laharl]

how to play pacman: DMROOLZ

[DMROOLZ]

hell yeah!

how to beat every game ever

Me

[Yutte]

How to f*** yourself

David Mofu**

:LMAO:

[king_laharl]

How to sleep for ages

Sleeping Beauty

[DMROOLZ]

how to make a kewl smiley

~KF2

[king_laharl]

hell yeah that bird is well cool

How to eat ghosts~The Legendary Pacman

[xxxVIPERxxx]

The Highway code ~ Luke left & den wright

[DMROOLZ]

XD

how to drive like a NASCAR driver

~ Old Lady

[xxxVIPERxxx]

Valentines day ~ cupid.

[DMROOLZ]

XD

having a relationship
~ I. Dumpyou

[UnknownDuelist#]

1) joey's love for mai
2) the life of yami bakura
3) toon world, written by pegesus
4) yami yugi vs kaiba, yami marik, dartz and yami bakura in one duel

[DMROOLZ]

XD

how to beat all the final fantasies in one day

Unknownduelist#

[xxxVIPERxxx]

How to eat donuts ~ homer simpson

[BlackObsidian]

"How to make friends and influence people" - Saddam Hussein

[DMROOLZ]

how to get fired
~ my math teacher that got fired

[xxxVIPERxxx]

How t use a sniper rifle ~ A. ssassin

[-HokageGX-]

Food Digestion for begginers:

George W. Bush

[king_laharl]

whice cheese is which

by A. Mouse

[demonkiller4444]

ways to kill ud ~ king_laharl

[king_laharl]

how to keep calm~Demonkiller4444

[DMROOLZ]

how to be annoying to many people

~me

[king_laharl]

how to be a great leader
~Tony Blaire

[DMROOLZ]

XDDD

speech and you
~George W. Shrub (errr.. bush)

[king_laharl]

how to be a sucker~Sir Vampire

[DMROOLZ]

Laharl's guide to being smArt

~ King Laharl

XDDD

[king_laharl]

is that ment to insult me?

How glass breaks ~A.Brick

[DMROOLZ]

i don't know...?

being vague

~ me

[king_laharl]

XD I dont think you ever know what your talking about do you?

Maths, the simple way
A.Teacher

[DMROOLZ]

i dunno... maybe... i guess...
:LMAO:

being a good role model
~Michael jackson

[king_laharl]

how to talk nonsence
~DMROOLZ

[DMROOLZ]

how to spell
~king laharl

it's nonsense. non + sense.

[nutorious_jon]

a book that wouldent sell is a book on how to read

by ya mom

[DMROOLZ]

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO: that's good! :LMAO::LMAO:

how to partay!
~by me

[king_laharl]

how to get drunk at a partay~by me

[shadow.hack]

how to win the yugioh world championships

by unknownduelist#

[king_laharl]

how to be reliable by Me

[DMROOLZ]

how to leech pr0n

~Skell

[Newzfoxjr]

How to Spell

~Chaos Sorcerer

[Malice]

How to Calmy Settle a Problem
~ Newzfoxjr & Chaos Sorceror

[DMROOLZ]

Xddd

How To Haxorz
~ Ze Haxor

[king_laharl]

The effects of drinking ~ Al Cohol

[NecroAngel]

Dating Tips
~ Yamiharrison

[Fading Existence]

Being a Good Parent
~ my mom

[Cadpig]

How To Eat A Pie
- Me

The Different Types Of Pies
- Me